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#THEY GOT A FUCKIG 40/40

poopflow:

you put the condom on your dick
but you don’t actually do any fucking
it’s a metaphor
I can’t get laid


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equilibrious:

this was the cutest thing and also literally how i handle anyone being mad at me


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#parks and rec


maybe if i tell myself i’m not sick i won’t be sick


ratatit:

im home alone. call an ambulance

i’m l i t e r a l l y considering adding the john green is problematic post to my queue

judge:
why did you kill that man
me:
it's a metaphor
judge:
oh....ok lol

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